Veronica Mars Sverige

Ett purity test sprids runt på Neptune High som får många studenter förödmjukade. Meg Manning, en 09:a som är en av dem få som fortfarande talar med Veronica, ber om hjälp efter att någon har postat ett bluff test i hennes namn som förstört hennes rykte. Dessutom postar någon falska svar för Veronica och skickar ett email till Duncan från hennes mailkonto där det står att hon fortfarande älskar Duncan.

För att få reda på hur någon kunde komma åt hennes och Megs lösenord tar hon hjälp av datorsnillet Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie. Veronica använder sig sedan av utpressning för att få ett erkännande av Megs avundsjuka vän, Kimmy, som ligger med skolans datorexpert och fick lösenorden från honom. Vi får också reda på att det är Mac som hade websidan för purity testet och använde pengarna som hon tjänade ihop på att sälja resultaten till en ny bil.

Under tiden hjälper Keith Wallaces mamma med en hyresgäst som vägrar att lämna huset och får henne att tänka till om familjen Mars som hon tidigare haft svårt för.

Veronica besöker Abel Koontz i fängelset för att säga att hon har bevis som skulle kunna fria honom. Han vet vem hon är, han kommer ihåg hennes mamma och Jake Kane ihop, och berättar för Veronica att Jake är hennes biologiska pappa. Ute på parkeringen bryter Veronica ihop.

Veronica: Well, does this towel make me look fat?
Meg: You need something to wear? [they walk out of school with Veronica wearing a cheerleading uniform] I usually have sweats in my locker. Sorry.
Veronica: No, this is perfect. I just have to resist the urge to do a cartwheel.

Pam: Oh, my God, Meg. Is Veronica Mars wearing your uniform?
Meg: Yeah.
Pam: Better make sure she washes it.
Dick: I'd boil it if I were you.

Meg: What'd you score?
Cole: Uh, 91.
Dick: Dude, Snow White took it and scored an 89.
Meg: I think it's sexy we decided to wait.
Duncan: All right, Cole. Kissing on the lips now.
Cole: Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?

Veronica: Twenty seconds, baby.
Wallace: You're this excited about the Super Featherweight crown?
Veronica: I know. I'm usually so passive. But our bond grows ber everyday, He Who Has Satellite Dish.
Wallace: So, did you take the purity test? [Veronica looks at him disgustedly] Yeah, me either. Stupid, right?
Veronica: What'd you score?
Wallace: Seventy.
Veronica: Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
Wallace: More like 1 point away from being cool.
Veronica: Here. [hon drar ner dragkedjan och visar en sport-bh] Now you're a big stud. Happy?
[Wallace skrattar men slutar plötsligt. Veronica vänder sig om och ser att Wallace mamma sett allt]
Alicia: Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
Veronica: That had to be worth at least two points!

Veronica: Did she invite me for supper?
Wallace: Ah no, it's no big deal. You know how many girls she caught flashing me?

Veronica: Is there any way to convert cyphertext to plaintext without initial knowledge of the crypto algorithms?
Computer Teacher: Excuse me?
Veronica: I'm trying to figure out how someone could have overridden the control framework on the school server in order to access everyone's password. Can you help me?
Computer Teacher: Yeah... uh, in real life... I'm actually a gym teacher.

Mac: I don't know why I bother locking it in the first place, it barely runs. Mostly I just keep it around for status.
Veronica: Fo' shizzle.

Wallace: Why are you holding your hands like that?
Veronica: So that one day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.
Wallace: I was leaning more toward bonkers.
Veronica: I'll take what I can get.

Veronica VO: I admit it: I splurged and spent ten bucks to read my own purity test. Apparently I've pleasured the swim team while jacked up on goofballs.

Veronica: I need to change the password on my e-mail account. Someone managed to figure out the old one.
Renny: That's why your password should always include numbers as well as letters. Everyone thinks it's fun to use the name of your dog or boyfriend, but that actually makes it easy to crack.
Veronica: My old password was G-J-7-B-!-X.
Renny: Well, try and make this one a little bit tougher.

Meg: I don't see how you do it.
Veronica: Do what?
Meg: Deal. The way people talk about you...does it bother you, the things they say?
Veronica: No. Here's what you do: you get tough. You get even.
Meg: Really?
Veronica: Works for me.

Keith: Wallace's mom had a plan, and I didn't want to overstep.
Veronica: Overstepping is your main form of transportation.

Veronica: Oh, God.
Mac: What?
Veronica: My outbox. There's an e-mail from me to my ex-boyfriend.
Mac: Duncan Kane? [Veronica looks at Mac] You used to be all anyone gossiped about. You still are. Just... a different way. So, what does it say?
Veronica: "Dear Duncan, I want you to know that I still love you very much, and I think about you constantly. Everytime I see you, my heart breaks. I need to tell you that when we were dating, I had VD. I hope you didn't catch anything from me." Am I naked? Because in my nightmares, I'm usually naked.

Veronica: Somebody stole my computer password and used it to send fake e-mails from me to you. So I don't have VD. I've never had VD. And I don't still love you. Just so that you know.
Duncan: Good, 'cause... I'm not, you know, still hung up on you or anything.
Veronica: I never thought you were.
Duncan: Wait... you don't have VD? 'Cause I keep getting this thing on my lip, and I'm not sure who I could've gotten it from.

Alicia: The fact that you helped me, even though I was awful to you... You're a very decent man.
Keith: Yeah, I'd like to think that, but really, I just like tossing people out. It's kind of a hobby.
Alicia: I don't know if you've heard some of the things they say about you.
Keith: Oh, I know, trust me. I barely let me socialize with myself. I'm a bad influence.

Veronica VO: They say the truth will set you free, and I'm looking for the truth in a maximum security prison.

Abel Koontz: Think about it, Veronica. Look in a mirror! Are you the product of a schlubby sheriff, or the king and queen of the prom?